you did it
you win the award for best addition to my post
i tried so fucking hard to scroll past this
i tried and i failed
i cant breathe.
send help. dying
I am the snake in my boot
Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.
WANTING TO CUDDLE WITH SOMEONE WHO LIVES FAR AWAY
Can someone please tell me how to make these GIFs? I’ve tried (with 0 seconds per frame) but they always turn out really slow like this.
soixante is the frenchest word you will ever say
|—||Ralph Waldo Emerson (via psych-facts)|
Well I ain’t calling you a truther
My friend sent me this and this made my day
I REGRET NOTHING!!!!!
- Childrens puzzle too easy for smart adult like me
- Spray works on bugs but NOT geese
- I have lost all faith in rags
- Jersey comes up TOO SHORT, can’t wear with no pants without exposing myself
- I have disappointed myself again
- Book too heavy, dropped on foot, now…